Mercury’s not in retrograde just yet, which means this weekend of absolutely weird football is truly inexplicable.

The Philadelphia Eagles are officially playoff bound thanks to a tremendous performance by quarterback (QB) Jalen Hurts, who completed 21 of 31 passes with two passing touchdowns in yesterday’s 48–22 stomping on the NY Giants. Flyin’ high.

Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder and the NFL are in hot water after the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Reform released damning evidence of cover-ups and malpractice yesterday, following a 14-month investigation into the Commanders’ workplace environment.

It was lucky number Week 13 for a handful of the league’s top teams who continued to shine, but unlucky for fans of morality, thanks to the return of Cleveland Browns quarterback (QB) Deshaun Watson.

Cleveland Browns quarterback (QB) Deshaun Watson is set to return to play today after serving a measly 11-game suspension for at least 24 accusations of sexual misconduct.

The Toronto Argonauts hoisted their league-leading 18th Grey Cup last night, usurping the reigning back-to-back champion Blue Bombers in a down-to-the-wire 24–23 win.

This Sunday’s 6 p.m. ET 109th Grey Cup will feature the Toronto Argonauts taking on the defending back-to-back champ Winnipeg Blue Bombers for a finals rematch 72 years in the making.

Just like these pigeons hanging out on the field, enjoy this bird’s-eye view of the biggest moments from Week 10.

The Indianapolis Colts shocked the NFL world with Monday’s announcement that former Colts center turned ESPN analyst Jeff Saturday would replace fired head coach Frank Reich…despite Saturday having no college or pro coaching experience. Interesting.

NFL legend Brett Favre’s in hot water…again. His ongoing welfare scandal became even messier with yesterday’s reporting that two concussion drug companies he backed allegedly overstated the effectiveness of their products and were supported by money from Mississippi’s welfare fund.

With half the season already done, the NFL is still serving up Sunday football surprises. Let’s dig in.

The college football season may be on its downward slope, but the excitement’s ramping up. Week 10 saw two (!!!) undefeated squads fall, leaving just four teams in the 9-0 club. Here are a few others who understood Saturday’s assignment.