It may have been just the second weekend of 2023 meets, but the NCAA’s best vaulted expectations, with upsets and perfect 10s galore.

Wild doesn’t begin to cover recent college hoops, so we’re breaking down everything you need to know from the women’s and men’s court — no twinkle light decoding required.

Last weekend may have launched the gals’ gymnastics season with a flurry of meets, but the fellas’ year starts more staggeringly throughout the month of January. Here’s how the men are flipping toward April’s natty.

Here’s who’s rising over the midseason hill and whose year isn’t the same as it was.

As mentioned, the No. 1 Bulldogs dissected the No. 3 TCU Horned Frogs Monday night to take the natty for the second consecutive year. Turns out their bark is as bad as their bite.

The NCAA Division 1 (DI) Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS) — the cream of the college football crop — includes 131 teams spread out across 10 DI conferences. But only four squads make the CFP.

Grab your favorite leo and try to balance your excitement, because college women’s gymnastics returns today.

You’re not trippin’, but the men of college hoops are. While most of the season has seen squads tightly battle ranked opponents, the string of stumbles to unranked foes is ruining ranked teams’ New Year’s resolutions.

While we were completing the Willy Wonka grandparents challenge, the giants of the college gridiron spent the holidays contending for bowl game glory.

Over the break, the gals saw five ranked-unranked upsets with poll movement to match, while the fellas saved their best drama for Monday.

No. 1 Georgia is aiming to become the first-ever back-to-back champs, No. 3 TCU is the first not-Oklahoma Big 12 team to make the final four, and there could be a spicy rivalry title game between No. 2 Michigan and No. 4 Ohio State.

Besides the main dish CFP semis, there are several not-to-miss sides to serve up next weekend before bidding farewell to the collegiate gridiron season.