Mercury’s not in retrograde just yet, which means this weekend of absolutely weird football is truly inexplicable.

The Philadelphia Eagles are officially playoff bound thanks to a tremendous performance by quarterback (QB) Jalen Hurts, who completed 21 of 31 passes with two passing touchdowns in yesterday’s 48–22 stomping on the NY Giants. Flyin’ high.

Bowl games may not kick off until late next week, but the FBS still has a major competition this weekend, with the four quarterback (QB) Heisman finalists heading to the Big Apple tomorrow in hope of adding some iconic hardware to their season bouquet.

Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder and the NFL are in hot water after the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Reform released damning evidence of cover-ups and malpractice yesterday, following a 14-month investigation into the Commanders’ workplace environment.

Cleveland Browns quarterback (QB) Deshaun Watson is set to return to play today after serving a measly 11-game suspension for at least 24 accusations of sexual misconduct.

After a wild conference championship weekend, the College Football Playoff (CFP) matchups, along with over 40 bowl games, are officially set.

It was lucky number Week 13 for a handful of the league’s top teams who continued to shine, but unlucky for fans of morality, thanks to the return of Cleveland Browns quarterback (QB) Deshaun Watson.

While the regular season may officially be in the books, Week 13’s rivalries finalized the first step in the FBS postseason — conference title games.

While the FCS tourney’s first round kicks off on Saturday, the FBS, including the CFP’s Top 4, is bringing Rivalry Week to the table.

The Toronto Argonauts hoisted their league-leading 18th Grey Cup last night, usurping the reigning back-to-back champion Blue Bombers in a down-to-the-wire 24–23 win.

No. 17 UCF falls to SEC-basement squad Vanderbilt notching their second conference win (sorry, Gators).