A double dose of heartbreak for Team Canada after men’s hockey gold medal loss

The GIST: Hockey heartbreak likes company, apparently, after the worst kind of déjà vu saw Team Canada men’s hockey fall 2–1 in overtime to Team USA in yesterday’s gold medal game. Whichever stage of grief you’re experiencing, another red-and-white–clad fan is right there with you.

💔 A tale of missed opportunities: Led by tournament MVP Connor McDavid, the Canadians outplayed, outshot, and outchanced their arch nemesis for much of the gold medal tilt, notably tallying a whopping 42 shots compared to the Americans’ 28. As sidelined captain Sidney Crosby aptly put it, Canada “did everything but score.” Yep, this one stings.

• American goaltender Connor Hellebuyck put on an absolute clinic, stymying the high-powered Canadian attack with Etsy witch–level sorcery. He’s the reigning Hart Memorial Trophy winner for a reason, after all.

🫶 An ode to Sid the Kid: The 38-year-old Crosby’s absence was sorely felt by the Canadian contingent, who could’ve used his big-game experience, intangible on-ice leadership, and undeniable skillset. Sitting out was the injured Crosby’s decision, with the superstar opting to ensure all of Canada’s stacked forward lines were completely healthy. A captain through and through.

• Was this Crosby’s last Games? Only time will tell. When asked about 2030, the three-time Olympic medalist didn’t have an answer. Whatever he decides, Canada’s beloved superstar has certainly earned a spot on hockey’s Mount Rushmore.